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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2006|04:28 pm]
[mood | terrified]

today my mom bought a new tv and i looked at it and i swear it said on its demonic screen "dont fo to sleep" so i couldnt stop staring at it eversince i have been up for 3 days not sleeping so i wanted to get rid of my fears of tvs so 1 night i went up 2 it while it was off or so i thaught. i smashed my face through the screen and then i couldnt get my head out it was eating my head sinking its glass shard like teeth into my neck i couldnt move and went into shock and woke up back in this nightmarish place called a hospital where these hell beasts known as tvs are all around me im trying to be as still as possible so they dont see me in my weakened state i know they are looking and watching not i must still concour this fear along with concouring the fear of this hell called a hospital
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chris= satan [Sep. 18th, 2006|04:19 pm]
[mood | curious]

today i met someone named chris and jus by his presence i am terrified of him so like any of my bored days i had to concour this fear. so i went to his house while he was doing something with his girl freind so i walked in on on them and they got up and looked scared cuz i look weird so i slapped chris and took one of his knives and started to stab him then i ran out screaming no more nightmares. another day another fear concoured
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time to eat [Apr. 11th, 2005|05:25 pm]
[mood | aggravated]
[music |world so cold mudvayne]

today i got very hungry so i started to eat an apple witch i never had an apple before and i was afraid of it so it was also a chance to concour my fear.so I took a bite and to my surprise it was good but then something evil happened i started to choke that damn peice of apple was trying to kill me but i wouldnt let it get the best of me so i found the fastest guy i could and had him give me the himelick. the peice came out and i was safe but i knew if i wanted to sleep at night i had to kill the apple. so i snuck up on the peice i was choking on fucking thing and started to choke it with a wire and it split in half and now for the main apple i pulled out my air soft gun and pumped a clip into it. it was dead for now i knew some day that the apples family is gonna be coming for me.
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oooo [Apr. 2nd, 2005|01:02 am]
[mood |dead]
[music |im dead cant have any]

Your Suicide Note by prisoner655321
Your Name
Your Age
Title of the noteGoodbye cruel world
Most memorable lineIt's YOUR FAULT
How many people will read it42
When you will be forgottenDecember 2, 2005
How will you do the deed?slit your own throat. thats ballsy man...
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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fear [Apr. 2nd, 2005|12:29 am]
[mood | crappy]
[music |avenged sevenfold unholy confesions]

today i was so bored i decided to call a friend the the problem being im afraid of phones so i had to concour the fear. so i picked up the phone and dialled a number because i also didnt know my freinds numbers. so then a chinese guy picks up speaking chinese. and i start asking for my freind witch i geuss he thought i was being mean to him cause i hung up and then next day three chinese guys showed up at my house and started to kick my ass so when i called the cops they came and my luck it was a chinese cop so for some reason he beat the shit out of me to. so no more phones but the worse part of the story is i cant get any chinese food any more some how they know its me and they say therre bringing food but when they get there there start doing kun fu on me. God damn charle.
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the fear [Mar. 30th, 2005|10:01 pm]
[mood | scared]

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:Flaming underpants
Your Favorite Target:Elderly men
Your Kill Count:1,575,853,859
Your Battle Cry:"Moo!"
Years You Spend in Jail:1
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$235,959,611,812,204
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 51%
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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air [Mar. 29th, 2005|04:48 pm]
[mood | crappy]

today my mom asked me to take out the garbage so i had to concour my fear of air. so i went out side and i held my breath cause i figured if it saw that i didnt need it it would stop huanting me in my dreams witch the only thing that happened was i passed out. and fell on my head. so then i was rushed to the hospital and i the air started to huant me in my hospital room just lourking around so i got up and decided to finish this once and for all. so i threw the first twenty punches but then he just kicked my ass and as he was hovering over me he said wat now punk. so i cried and am still afraid of the rough tough air. i am afraid of falling now maybe tomarrow i can concour that fear and maybe try concouring the air.
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fear [Mar. 27th, 2005|11:33 pm]
[mood | scared]

today i decided to concour my fear of dead people. so i went out and found someones burial places and dug her up. but someone called the cops and they came over and thoughti was a grave robber but i explained to them i was just getting over my fear of dead people but they didnt believe me. so i bribed them with a piece of butterscotch candy and they went away. so i took the body to my room and i put it in a chair. so its just sitting in my room. i like to believe its watching over me but i know the truth its planning my demise.
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fear [Mar. 27th, 2005|09:39 pm]
[mood | dirty]
[music |moo moo cows]

today i was very busy but i still found time to concour another fear. this fear is of a person his name joe. he scares me very much because hes funny looking so i went to his house. when he was sleeping of course.and i started to paint his face like a clown but he was stil to scary so i stuck his face in a grinder and know he has no facial expressions so im not a fraid any more.so me and him started to laugh like we were little girls again. yay im comcouring my fears so well.
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fear [Mar. 26th, 2005|11:07 pm]
[mood | accomplished]
[music |we r the champions]

today i was home all alone and dicided to concour one of my other fears. this fear is im afraid of babies. so i baby sat for my moms freind the baby ewas only 1 year old. and it was all going well whe n i swear it said it was going to kill me and my children. so i decided to stop the spawn of satan FOR GOOD.so when it was sitting down watching tv i ran up and punted the damn thing out the window. it landed in the street and got hit 50 times before it died. so i ran out bought a doll and when the mom got home i said the doll was the baby and she believed me. so i think i got over my fear pretty well and another day another fear concoured.
yay im so good.
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fear [Mar. 26th, 2005|07:09 pm]
[mood | angry]
[music |coheed & cambria]

today i was bored again so i decided to go over my other fear of cooties. so i went up to the head chearleader in my school and asked her out on a date. surprisingly she said sure. so we went out and im a goof ball so when she went to sit down i pulled the chair out from under her i found it hilarious she on the other hand didnt like falling on the floor into a pile of crap. then on the date we go to know each other and she found out she hates me so before she could leave i cut of a lock of her hair and started to sniff it. and the only thing i got out of the date was a llaw sute. maybe i should still be afraid of cuties.
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moo [Mar. 25th, 2005|10:14 pm]
today i was really bored so i stayed home and plot to concour my fear of elephants so i rode a elephant into a hospital and laughed and laughed for hours like i used to do as a little girl.
moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo


yay doggys i love doggys
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